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Welcome to CLUK Academy, the only place on the internet where you can learn about crypto while being relentlessly pecked with memes, cluckonomics, and fowl analogies.
Beginner Coop: “Don’t Be an Egghead”
What is Crypto?
It’s like eggs… but digital and without expiration dates. Learn what blockchain is, how tokens work, and why we left the farm (banks).
WTF is Solana?
Solana is like a chicken on caffeine — fast, light, and doesn’t crash (much). We explain Solana in a way that makes sense… even to a chicken.
Wallet Setup
“Not your keys, not your beak.” Learn how to set up a wallet, store $CLUK safely, and avoid getting rugplucked.
Intermediate Nest: “Feathered Finance”
DEX vs CEX
Centralized? Decentralized? We compare them like a rooster compares hens.
How to Read Charts
Learn about candles, volume, and why green is good — using farm-fresh egg charts.
Liquidity Pools
“Throw your tokens into the pool and hope they don’t drown.” We explain LPs, yield farming, and impermanent loss — in full barnyard language.
Advanced Aviary: “Degen Masterclass”
Slippage Explained
Sometimes your chicken slips. Same with trades. Learn how slippage affects your swaps and when to cluck it off.
Rugpull Radar
How to spot shady farms before they ruffle your feathers.
NFTs & GameFi
What’s a JPEG chicken worth? Depends. We deep dive into NFT mania, breeding, and play-to-earn nests.
Featured Courses
“FOMO vs FUD: The Chicken Tug-of-War”
Learn the emotional chaos of the coop and how to stay calm while others cluck.
“HODL Like a Hen on an Egg”
Commitment issues? Not here. Learn how to HODL without getting fried.
“Don’t Get Cooked: DYOR 101”
How to dig through the coop and research projects like a real degen detective.
“From Coop to Lambo: The $CLUK Journey”
Where we started, where we’re going, and how this chicken will fly to the moon.
Bonus Coop Wisdom
Market Cap Explained
Market cap is the total value of all eggs laid by a token. Bigger isn’t always better — some eggs are just shinier.
Airdrops
Free eggs from the sky! Airdrops are rewards sent to holders, often for doing nothing but existing with a wallet. Cluck yes.
Dead Projects & Zombie Tokens
Some coops fall silent. Learn how to identify projects that are all squawk and no feathers before you get ghosted.
Quiz: Are You CLUK-Certified?
1. What does HODL mean?
Hold On for Dear Life
Hug Other Degens Lovingly
Help Our Ducks Launch
2. What is Slippage?
A change in expected price during a swap
When your rooster runs away
A chicken falling on a wet floor
3. What is a Rugpull?
A hairstyle
A sudden exit scam by a project
When a chicken steals your nest
4. What’s the main use of a wallet in crypto?
Storing eggs
Storing your private keys and tokens
Storing memes
5. What is an Airdrop in crypto?
A parachuting chicken
Free tokens sent to wallet holders
A new egg laying trick
6. What does DYOR stand for?
Do Your Own Rooster
Dig Your Own Rug
Do Your Own Research
7. What’s a zombie token?
A coin that rose from the dead
A coin with no activity or devs
A meme about undead chickens