Welcome to $CLUK, You Beautiful Birdbrain
You’ve just entered The Coop — a place where memes rule, taxes burn, and chickens dream big on Solana.
Whether you came for the gains, the gifs, or just accidentally clicked the wrong Telegram link… you’re home now.
What To Do First:
- Grab some $CLUK
- Hatch some eggs (no, really — we have a simulator)
- Read the Clukopedia to understand what the heck “HenDAO” means
- Say “bawk” in the chat. It’s tradition.
What You Should Know:
- We don’t take ourselves too seriously…
- But we do take memes, community, and good vibes very seriously.
- Every holder is part of the Cluck Army.
- Every sell triggers “The Fryer.”
- Every moon mission begins with one brave chicken.
“Buy CLUK. Hold CLUK. Bawk with pride.” – Cluckles