Cracking open the details.
The most important blockchain document ever written by a chicken.
Side effects may include uncontrollable bawking. (Laughing)
“If you hold, you get fed. If you sell, you get fried.” – Cluckles
Join Cluk Communities (The Coop)
More than a token—it’s a coop of chaos:
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cluktoken
Telegram: https://t.me/+roSeofvXXrhlZjkx
Discord: https://discord.gg/tSt7wjXwUH
Online Community: https://cluktoken.com/community/
Roadmap
Completed Timeline and Features added to the project.
Legal
Not Financial Advice
We aren’t advisors. We are chickens.
Invest at your own risk—chickens may or may not be fiduciaries.
“Buy $CLUK. Hold $CLUK. Bawk with pride.”
FAQ
Clukently Asked Questions
Q: Is this real?
A: Yes—spiritually and on-chain.
Q: Can I get rich?
A: Possibly—your mileage may vary, and chickens judge harshly.
Q: Why is my wallet empty?
A: You probably sold too early, rookie.
Q: Where’s the contract?
CLUKDaK4EtxQf1n9jfyT3hMZLBQM762juUFwJniyhk87
Q: How do I contact support?
A: Email admin@cluktoken.com—we reply in chicken.
Team
Team & Contact
Cluckles – Mascot & Visionary
Eggbert – Contract Architect
Feather – Community Manager
Yolk – Meme Strategist
Eggsplorer – Intern breaking all the eggs
Contact: admin@cluktoken.com | Telegram: @Cluktoken
Let’s goooo
Here comes an unhinged, and expanded version of the $CLUK Whitepaper.
Long ago, in a dusty backyard somewhere in the world, a chicken named Cluckles was born with a rare genetic mutation:
99% meme. 1% poultry. 0% understanding of financial regulation.
One day, Cluckles found a golden egg buried beneath the straw. He pecked it.
That egg wasn’t normal.
It was pulsing with blockchain energy, left behind by an ancient Solana wizard chicken.
BOOM!
In an explosion of feathers and liquidity, Cluckles was digitized and deployed as a meme token on Solana. His mission?
To spread wealth, laughter, and chaos across the crypto universe.
Thus began the rise of $CLUK — the most important poultry-backed financial movement of our time.
PECKONOMICS
Tokenomics? Nah. We call it Peckonomics.
| Category | % of Supply | Tokens Allocated |
|---|---|---|
| Launch | 65% | 6,500,000,000 CLUK |
| Liquidity Pool | 10% | 1,000,000,000 CLUK |
| Airdrops / Community | 10% | 1,000,000,000 CLUK |
| Marketing | 10% | 1,000,000,000 CLUK |
| Team Wallet | 5% | 500,000,000 CLUK |
Here’s how the $CLUK ecosystem is built to reward the Coop, punish paper hands, and occasionally explode into memes:
TOTAL SUPPLY: 10,000,000,000 $CLUK
Why 10 billion? Because 1 trillion was too spicy, and we wanted enough for everyone, even your grandma’s rooster.
Contract Address: CLUKDaK4EtxQf1n9jfyT3hMZLBQM762juUFwJniyhk87
Decimals: 6
“If you hold, you get fed. If you sell, you get fried.” – Cluckles
THE COOP
$CLUK isn’t just a token. It’s a lifestyle. A movement of bird-brained brilliance.
THE CLUCK ARMY
A growing horde of degens, farmers, and crypto weirdos armed with memes, stickers, and unusually strong chicken branding.
We raid Twitter. We storm Telegram.
We don’t ask why — we ask “BAWK?”
CLUKOPEDIA
A sacred vault of vocabulary.
From “HenDAO” to “Peckonomics” to “Rug Basket,” it’s the official chicken-to-English guide for $CLUK terminology. Check It Out
EGG DROPS
Airdrops? Nah.
Egg Drops: surprise rewards, memes, NFTs, or straight-up $CLUK.
Random. Hilarious. Beautiful.
HENDAO
Eventually, we’ll launch a DAO where the Coop can vote on things like:
- Whether we launch a ClukCoin in space
- Which memes to turn into NFTs
- Who gets honorary Chicken Royalty titles
- DEX Listings
- Meme campaign
- Viral “Henfluencer” push
- Mini-games & leaderboard launch
- Community “Egg Hunt” event
- DAO activation
- Merch drop (socks, plushies, bathrobes… why not?)
- NFT collection: “Clukverse Chickens”
- $CLUK VR Coop in the metaverse (yes, we’re serious)
“You can’t roadmap freedom. But you can roadmap feathers.” – Cluckles
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (BUT DEFINITELY VIBES)
Let’s be clear:
We are not financial advisors. We are chickens.
Investing in $CLUK is like adopting a goose, naming it Chad, and hoping it learns to dance.
It might not work.
But if it does?
You’ll have the best story at every crypto conference for the rest of your life.
FINAL WORDS
Cluckles is calling.
The Coop is growing.
You can be early… or you can be pecked.
Buy $CLUK. Hold $CLUK. Bawk with pride.
– The Whitepaper Nobody Asked For